| Do witches run spell checkers? |
| Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. |
| COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key |
| Buy a Pentium 550Mhz so you can reboot faster. |
| 2 + 2 5 for extremely large values of 2. |
| Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes. |
| Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are. |
| My software never has bugs. It just develops random features. |
| C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL |
| C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN |
| <-------- The information went data way -------- |
| Best file compression around: "DEL *.*" 100% compression |
| The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in. |
| BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding |
| The name is Baud......, James Baud. |
| BUFFERS20 FILES15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go! |
| Access denied--nah nah na nah nah! |
| C:\ Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. |
| Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay.. |
| Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!" |
| As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing. |
| Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope) |
| Backups? We don' *NEED* no steenking backups. |
| E Pluribus Modem |
| .... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) |
| Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny |
| A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available. |
| An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting. |
| CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)? |
| Does fuzzy logic tickle? |
| A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord. |
| 11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium. |
| 24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence? |
| Disinformation is not as good as datinformation. |
| Windows: Just another pain in the glass. |
| SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . |
| Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk? |
| Ultimate office automation: networked coffee. |
| RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure. |
| Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS... |
| All computers wait at the same speed. |
| DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors. |
| Press <CTRL-<ALT-<DEL to continue ... |
| Smash forehead on keyboard to continue..... |
| Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue... |
| ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI! |
| E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage. |
| Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!! |
| "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981 |
| Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. |
| DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICEFNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS |
| Hidden DOS secret: add BUGSOFF to your CONFIG.SYS |
| Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE! |
| Press any key to continue or any other key to quit... |
| Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven. |
| REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q) |
| Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works greO?_~" |
| Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N) |
| Read my chips: No new upgrades! |
| Hit any user to continue. |
| 2400 Baud makes you want to get out and push!! |
| I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control! |
| Will the information superhighway have any rest stops? |
| Disk Full - Press F1 to belch. |
| Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup |
| Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic |
| (A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network? |
| (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer? |
| If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. |
| Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN. |
| Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects. |
| Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand." |
