by
Marjorie Gottlieb Wolfe
Syosset, New York
www.marjoriegottliebwolfe.com

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20 Questions* For Eliot Spitzer A Comic Proposal A Banished Word List for "Der Yid"? A is for Abecedarian "A" is for "Adolph" A Picture "Knepl" For Paul A Suggested "Bucket List" For Jews A War with Di Tsung A Yiddisher Mama Shares a List of Great Christmas Lies Advice For Daddy-To-Be, Al D'Amato Antoyshung for Orthodox Jew on Season 5 Of the Apprentice "Aktsent"* Or No"Aktsent,"She's Still A Yiddishe Mamme Acceptable "F" Words Advertising to the Jewish Airline "Pasazhir" Ambien...With A Side Of Rugelach ...and Have a "Gliklekh"* Cholesterol-Free Thanksgiving Ann Landers Speaks A "Bisel" Yiddish Are You a "Gantser K'nacker"? Are You a "Kikh" (Kitchen) Stranger? Be "Frayndlekh" to "Der Shrayber" Be "Frayndlekh" To Editors And Writers Month Be Fruitful And Multiply Billy Crystal, Your Home Looks "Mahvelous" Boomerang Kids Bubbles--You Made Great "Muzik" (1929-2007) Bury The "N" Word? "Narrishkayt" B.Y.O.C. (Bring Your Own Chopsticks), Disposable Chopsticks, and Chopsticks "Etiket" Cold? 'Influentsie"?(Flu?) 'Lungen-Entsindung"? (Pneumonia?) Cohabitation Is "Shlekht"* For Women's Health Collecting The Shards of the "Mazel-Tov" Glass Cooking like a Jewish "Bobe" Conversation Stoppers at the Bookmark Apartments Cussing Folk: It's a "Shonda" Cut, Style and "Daven" Empty Nest Syndrome Es Vet Helfn Vi A Toytn Bankes Dear Latchkey "Man" Diagnosing The Illness In "Akhtsn" (18) Minutes "Di Katastrofe" of Marital Disputes Di Shviger (The mother-in-law) 'Di Unterban" Encourages 'Der Shidekh" Dick & Jane - Oy, What a Por Dressupyourtate.com Don't Be A Weiss Guy Doing "Gut" Feeling "Beser" Eat a Little Something...then Stretch and Kvetch Egg Creams They're Batampt Elvis Lives In Plastic...And Other News About 'kredit" E-mail, Email, or "Elektronish Post"? Eulogy for the Jewish Bunka Lady Everyone Kvetches Everything A Nice Jewish Grandmother Learned About Tattoos Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Kinky Friedman Freg Mich Becherim! Freshman "Tsen" (10) Gracie Allen for President of a Third Party -- "Der Khidesh" Party Graduation 2006 Great Moments In Shopping History Greetings from camp "Etiket" "Groys" Words Guthartsikayt Gvald! I'm In A daze of InTAXication Happiness is Having a "Shtele" Harvard Shmarvard: In 2005 It's Trump University Help! I'm Suffering From "Siddur Finger" Home for 'Der Zumer How to Redn Deli How I Learned a 'Bisl' Yiddish by Reading a Cookbook I Could have Sworn I parked it right here I Read Part of the Book All the Way Through I'm Seeing "Royt" Infertility 'Iz Nisht" A Laughing Matter Inquiring Minds Want To Know A 'Bisl' Yiddish Instant Tsufridnkayt Internet Addiction Is Everything "Shlecht' For You? Is Hillary "Farklempt" It Takes a "Yiddisher Kop" to Teach Math and Science It's CH, CH, Like You Have Popcorn in the Throat; It's CCHHH Jamie Lynn Spears Is "Shvanger" and Other Bad News JDate at a Bulk Rate Joel Siegel We'll Miss You Joey Bishop--We'll Miss You Join Me in Sitting Shiva for the 2nd Avenue Deli

"Kaledzh" Graduation Keep Your "Gopl" 'Kompyuter' Dating Services Fixer Who Do Your Own Thing "Lakhn" is the Yiddish word  meaning "to laugh" "Ligner! Ligner!" (Liar! Liar!) Look Who's "Kveln" Look Who's Talking Yiddish Mad Mel Mama, I Got 80% On The AP Physics Exam; And, By The Way, I'm "Shvanger" Menschdom 'Mishpucha "(Family) Day" Sept. 26, 2005 "Mobile Entertainment" Name That Song Money is Round - Sometimes It's Here, Sometimes It's There National Cheesecake Day Never "Esn" at Mom's Place My Friends Are Making Me Zoftik Noo Yawk Talk Now I Lay Me Down To "Shlof' NU? What's with the Educational Jargon? "OY"--The BIG Two-Letter Yiddish Word Oy Gevalt! I Don't Get It Papa, Can You Hear Me? Passover for Dummies Passover on the Web Pisk Melokhe Playing The Numbers Game Postponement of Death Purim S.A.T. Putting The "Thanks" In Thanksgiving Proms Are 'Vunderlekh" (Wonderful) The "Tsveyter" (Second) Time Around Redn Iz Billik? (Talk is cheap?) Reminiscing: "Es gefelt mir" RIP, Morty Seinfeld You Were A 'Richtiger Mensch' Robot Redford, Humphrey Robot, & Mr. Millennia Sermons 101 Sew What's Nu? "SH/SCH" Words - As much fun as to say Sheybogin SHHHHH - The New "Non-Vort" is Hungry Show-and-tell In "Tsveyter Klas" Snippets of Conversation SpongeBob (AKA "ShvomBob")is Missing Staging a Heym Staycation, Kidcation, Seniorcation, Or "Oyveycation" Stop Does Mean Stop "Gut gezogt." (Well said) Stop-Light Diet Stop, Shtarker Survivor Series "Draytsn" (13) "T" is for "Tsedakah" Tata, Won't You Dance With Me? Targeting The Illness Teach me Yiddish Vort Thanksgiving 2007 Thanksgiving mit the Romano's The Big Megillah vs. Magilla Gorilla The Business Owner's Guide to Yiddish The "C" Word--Cockamamie The Case of the Missing Blintz The Commencement Speaker Is "Robot Redford" The "F" Word--Forgiveness The "R" Word...It Isn't "Rugelach" THE G.M.A.T. The Halvah Man The Jeans Test The Number "Zibn" (7) The Plaint of the Jewish Office "Arbeter The September 11 "Telefon" (Telephone) Call The Tson Fairy The Will to Live The Yiddish SAT These Are a Few of My Favourite "F" Words To Kvetch Or Not To Kvetch? That Is The Kvetchtion Two Stories for 2007 Vanity Zip Codes Vart Tsee A Minit! Ikh Pish Zakh Nokh Oys Welcome to Air Chance Welcome To The 'Matsliakhdik"* Employment Agency...Press "Eyns" Wake Up and Smell "Di Kave" Wanted: Jewish "Mishpokhe" To Swap A Wife Wendy Wasserstein, R.I.P. Who is "Der Tate?" Wild Bloy Yonder Wifely Duties Writing for Yiddish Publications Yiddish In 'Der Oytomobile' Showroom Yiddish "Mit" Jerry and Anne Your Baby's First "Akhtsik" (80)Years Yiddish Quiz For Bibliophiles You Gotta Have Harts Zeks-Vort Limit

A Jewish Mother's Answering Machine at the National "Veder" (Weather) Service From "Amniosynthesis" To "Testtube": A Dictionary For Daddy-to-be, Tiger Woods From Pennsylvania 6-5000 to the "Kosher Tselularer Telefon" God can Create a Woman From a Rib, but can he make the Perfect Brisket? Brisket Stories, Humor, and Advice Goodbye Chicken Soup And "Gehakhter Leber" (Chopped Liver); Hello, Chase Bank Harry Potter Likes Chocolate Eclairs, Chocolate Gateau, Cockroach Clusters, & Exploding Bon-bons; I Like "Chocolitvak" Holy Moses! Pope Benedict Smacks Down On "Shiker" Drinkers, Speeding, And In-car "Zind" No problem is so big that it can't be fixed with pastrami...and other motherly advice You Can't Mess With Zagat - Have the 2nd Avenue Deli Cater Your Thanksgiving Dinner

___________________________________________ Marjorie Gottlieb Wolfe is the author of two books: "Yiddish for Dog & Cat Lovers" and "Are Yentas, Kibitzers, & Tummlers Weapons of Mass Instruction?  Yiddish Trivia."  To order a copy, go to her website: MarjorieGottliebWolfe.com NU, what are you waiting for?  Order the book! Yiddish Stuff Jewish Humor Schmooze News More Majorie Wolfe Principle Jewish Stories All Things Jewish Jewish Communities of the World Site Designed and Maintained by Haruth Communications